:Top Stories Trial for Khatami's Former Vice President Neda Agha Soltan's Memorial Iran's demonstrations heating up The Art Of Making Love Dad's Vintage Iron Maiden Live Review Mr. Idiot with Mr. Robb Flynn :Read Us Via idiot's Feed   --------------------- Ur Chan$e Ov Blabberin & Some P®oxy Sites MayBe --------------------- Thursday, July 27, 2006 377 Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist If You happened to see god, tell him that I Said hi! If he asked about Mr.Idiot Tell him that He has lost his life recently Has gone with Mr. Destiny to find it. I Mean Mr.Destiny with the mustache, not his younger brother. اگر خدا را ديدي، سلام مرا بهش برسان! اگر از حال آقاي ايديت پرسيد بگو تازگيها زندگيش را گم كرده با آقاي سرنوشت رفته پيدايش كند. تقدير سيبيلو رو مي گم، برادر كوچكترش رو نه. Written & Translated At 4:19 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, July 25, 2006 376 State Of Curely Hairs or an expired comment on my hair موهاي درهم ريختهء من ريشه در... . . . ....بي اعتنايي نسبت به فكر و نظر بيننده دارد The state of my unkem hair has got deep roots in... . . . ...not caring about what beholders may say or think Written & Translated At 8:11 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, July 22, 2006 375 Errorist Even though I can't make a nuclear bomb I've got the technology to make some human beings, in my hand. Then You've got to stuff human being's pockets with dynamites one after another crank them and send'em to the field find a shelter and stay there and wait to see where human being will explode and sight better for the next shot. من اگر نتوانم بمب اتم بسازم لااقل تكنولوژي ساخت انسان را در دست دارم. آنوقت بايد جيب انسان ها را يكي يكي پر از ديناميت كرد كوكشان كرد فرستادشان وسط ميدون. يه جا پناه گرفت و منتظر ماند و ديد انسان كوكي كجا منفجر مي شود، بعدي را دقيقتر نشانه روي كرد. Written & Translated At 2:30 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, July 21, 2006 374 God is a Media player I'm just a bunch of bones coated with half-experienced muscles and Now If you want it with some chocolate you have to make that chocolate and pour on it من يه مشت استخونم با روكشي از ماهيچه هاي نيمه ورزيده حالا اگر تو شكلاتيشو مي خواي بايد خودت درست كني و بريزي روش Written & Translated At 2:48 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, July 20, 2006 373 Travis Bickle Only Media Player Knows What kind of person He is فقط مدياپلير ميداند طرف چه جور آدميست... Written & Translated At 3:36 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, July 19, 2006 372 Rampage The Man drives the one way avenue, in the opposite direction 'n @ the pace of 80 Kmh to Flaunt his 2500 year old culture to me, Scumbag طرف كوچه يك طرفه رو با سرعت 80 Kmh در خلاف جهت مي گازونه تا فرهنگ 2500 ساله شو به رخ من بكشه، عمله! Written & Translated At 12:10 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, July 18, 2006 371 Who said that Uncle Joker is a funny person? Who dares? Uncle Joker declared in his latest interview with Mirror that He hates those fans who talk to him in their own funny way. and then in an unexpected movement He invaded one of the spectators in the studio and maul him under his foot. And Now he is where he deserved to be in an inclosure with noone who would dare to visit him عمو جوكر در مصاحبه اي كه با آينه داشت از تمامي طرفدارانش كه با شوخ طبعي با اون حرف مي زدند ابراز تنفر كرد. سپس در حركتي غير منتظره به يكي از تماشاگران حاضر در استوديو هجوم برد و او را زير پاهايش له كرد. حالا هم همان جايي است كه بايد به آن مي رسيد يه چهارديواري بدون ملاقاتي Written & Translated At 4:29 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, July 17, 2006 370 This Is Crazy I'm A Calm Person A Least, It Still seems Like this من آدم آروميم حداقل، هنوز هم اينطور به نظر مي رسه. Written & Translated At 3:30 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, July 16, 2006 369 I Feel Loved For Your Mother, for Her day, for the love she's given: Come As You Are As You Were As I Want You To Be براي مادرت، به خاطر روزش، براي تمام عشقش: Come As You Are As You Were As I Want You To Be Written & Translated At 4:10 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, July 15, 2006 368 This Post Impressed Weezer Long Ago Each one of us has got his/her own addictions: Me to music Woman to the mirror in her purse Proselytes and religious people to fear from Hell Me to you you to him Fly to Cow's tail Man to his Office table Dustman to the dust in streets President to the microphones and... This Means that Hypes are the most arcadian people of the world همهء ما نوعي اعتياد داريم: من به موزيك زن به آينهء توي كيفش آدم مذهبي به ترسيدن از جهنم من به تو تو به اون مگس به دم گاو مرد به ميز دفترش رفتگر به خاك خيابان رئيس جمهور به ميكروفن و... اين يعني آدمهاي معتاد، ساده زيست ترين آدمهاي دنيا هستند. Written & Translated At 3:38 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, July 14, 2006 367 It doesnt seem to be that hard for you to provide Hey You All Easy-going People! I Want Homelessness, A corner in the Moulins-Gemeaux street And a bottle of Martini And I Wanna have a Curious Straying dog, nuzzle my shoes. Let Tom Waits Take care Of the Soundtracks Thats all آي مردم راحت طلب! بي خانماني ميخوام در يه گوشه از خيابون «مولين ژمو»، با يه شيشه مارتيني و يه سگ ولگرد كنجكاو كه كفشامو بو كنه. موسيقي متنش رو هم بذارين به عهدهء «تام ويتس» همين! Written & Translated At 12:30 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, July 13, 2006 366 Make The Passion, Happen You beget your very own wonderful memory or dream with the hand which takes you to the center of the dance floor the wet body of your partner All those looks and all those maniac moments right there, under a bunch of projectors شما هم با دستايي كه شما رو با خودش مي كشه مركز جمع تن خيس شريك تون تمام آن نگاه ها و از خود بيخود شدن ها اون وسط، زير يه دسته از پروژكتور يكي از زيباترين خاطره يا روياهايتان را رقم بزنيد... Written & Translated At 2:54 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, July 12, 2006 365 I'm A Rebel And My Explanation to My father Will be: I Was Playing a couple of songs with my fellows in Green Day I Was so high that the pick of the Tar teared up the cortex instead of trembling the string Tar: Iranian Music Instrument و توضيح من به پدرم خواهد بود: داشتم با بروبچ Green Day چند تا آهنگ مي زدم و حسابي High بودم كه مضراب به جاي سيم بر پوست تار وارد آمد و پاره شد... Written & Translated At 12:11 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, July 11, 2006 364 Famine All The beauty in this so very ordinary afternoon is because of feeling free to take out all the batteries from all the clocks and lie down on bed and have The Irish girl caress your ear with her whisperings تمام زيبايي اين بعدازظهر معمولي به اين است كه مي توان با خيال راحت باتريها را از ساعت ها بيرون كشيد روي تخت دراز كشيد و دختر ايرلندي را فراخواند تا با زمزمه هايش گوشت را نوازش كند Written & Translated At 6:17 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, July 10, 2006 363 Real Men + Stephler's Mom, Drink Scotch I'd Like to thank All Those bottles of Scotch Who Helped me with my notes till their one last blood drop همين جا برخودم ميدانم كه از همهء بطري هاي Scotch اي كه در تمام اين مدت و تا آخرين قطرهء خون خود مرا در نوشته هايم كمك و همراهي كردند تشكر كنم. Written & Translated At 12:09 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, July 09, 2006 362 Uhhh Shut up You Stupid Idiot We Might Suck At Soccer But at least God is With us! ما شايد گند ميزنيم توي فوتبال اما لااقل خدا با ماست! Written & Translated At 2:10 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, July 08, 2006 361 The Man Who's Drinking Pennyroyal Tea My Father Smells like Teen Spirit these days. I figured that out from his brand new white reebok shoes and the perfume پدرم اين روزها بوي روحيهء جواني مي دهد. اين را از كتاني هاي ريبوك سفيد و ادكلن جديدش فهميدم! پ.ن.: مردي كه چاي پونه مي نوشد. Written & Translated At 2:48 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, July 07, 2006 360 I Was In The Garden Of Eden The Girl is like a big bitten red apple when her parents are chasing me like 2 Goddamn Doberman [Pinscher] dogs. Shit دخترك به مانند سيب درشت قرمز گاز خورده اي است وقتي پدر و مادرش، دو سگ دوبرمن لعنتي كه بدنبال من افتاده اند. لعنتي! Written & Translated At 3:06 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, July 06, 2006 359 They All Lied Bleeding When Your Songs have been robbed You just review them in your mind till morning Like Those Novels in which There are only memorials left from the mistress The Bass Guitar Sobs Guitar cries blood drops in your arms The Chime of the Drum set suspires regretfully and The Piano Stares at the H Note وقتي آهنگ هايت دزديده مي شود گاهي تا صبح آنها را در ذهنت براي خودت مرور مي كني... مثل رمان هايي كه در آنها از معشوقه ها تنها ياد و خاطره شان باقي مانده باشد. بيس بغض مي كند گيتار در دستانت خون گريه مي كند سنج درامز آه حسرت آميزي مي كشد و پيانو روي نت «لا» خيره مي ماند Written & Translated At 1:28 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, July 05, 2006 358 I've Got Enough Evidences To Kill You The truth about the stuffed brains of this land's engineers with theories is that They dont have the slightest intuition of what "two meters high" is nor they cant relate that with Converse shoes, with the size of 45* P.S.: Thats 11 for Uk & Us در مورد مغز هاي تئوري زدهء‌ مهندس هاي اين مملكت همين بس كه آنها نه درك درستي از دو متر ارتفاع دارند و نه مي توانند ارتباط آن را با كانورسهاي سايز 45 بيابند. Written & Translated At 3:35 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, July 04, 2006 357 There is a Church in Mianus Some Say: Black is the colour of love cause Its the colour of Sisters costumes. I Mean some people. بعضي ها مي گويند: مشكي رنگ عشقه مثل رنگ چادر خواهرانه. منظورم بعضي هاست. Written & Translated At 1:25 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, July 03, 2006 356 There is nothing that much amusing about this blog 4 me, but who cares? huh Here's the Deal: You, Write me anything to amuse me this time. I'll give you 24 hours قرارمون اينه: اينبار شما يه چيزي بنويسين كه منو سرگرم كنه. 24 ساعت هم بهتون وقت ميدم. Written & Translated At 1:57 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, July 02, 2006 355 And All The German Lovers & Germany Lovers Say: Danke Klinsi And Its all Friendship that remains ... و دوستي هاست كه باقي مي ماند Written & Translated At 5:48 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, July 01, 2006 354 I Understand! Argentina's Fans are so depressed to be messed up again Hehey! Nice Outfit! Give me a call too تيريپ باحالي داري! به من هم زنگ بزن! 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