:Top Stories Trial for Khatami's Former Vice President Neda Agha Soltan's Memorial Iran's demonstrations heating up The Art Of Making Love Dad's Vintage Iron Maiden Live Review Mr. Idiot with Mr. Robb Flynn :Read Us Via idiot's Feed   --------------------- Ur Chan$e Ov Blabberin & Some P®oxy Sites MayBe --------------------- Tuesday, September 30, 2008 747 Fucker 100 Boing 747 s Have always been a dreamy creature in Iranian Mythology بوئينگ هاي 747 هميشه موجودي خيالي در اساطير ايراني بوده است. Labels: A Matter Of Idiot And Iran Written & Translated At 1:48 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, September 27, 2008 746 Suffer Some Do you agree that Some Girls are such innocent people that you'd have no motivation to hurt them? and some other are Innocent enough for you to Hurt them?i Agree with me when I say There never existed any innocent human being! The only difference was in the proportion level of animality & wildness.i قبول داري بعضي دخترك ها، آنقدر معصوم هستند كه آدم انگيزه اي براي آزارشان ندارد؟ و بعضي براي تو به اندازهء كافي معصوم هستند، تا مورد آزار قرارشان بدي؟! اين را هم از من قبول كن كه در دنيا اصولا آدم هاي معصوم وجود خارجي نداشته و ندارد! تفاوت تنها در تناسب خوي حيواني و وحشي گري آدم هاست. Labels: Based on a true story, Human Nature, Hurt Written & Translated At 5:47 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, September 26, 2008 745 No good at Kissing my ass this time! Please Try again Later!i The basic version of the previous note is: You Are free to go wherever you want! Just Get Lost!i I'm Telling you this, cause you might be reading some similar notes around! Just to inform you that Who's the God For some of these so called Creatures!i يك نسخهء ابتدايي از پست قبل اين است كه مثلا بگوييم: هر جا بخواي بري آزادي فقط گم شو! اين را گفتم كه حواستان باشد، اگر اين دوروبر متني مشابه خوانديد اوضاع دستتان بيايد كه بنده ها، بعضا آيه هايشان را از كدامين خدا وحي مي گيرند! Labels: The Retarded iranian Blog atmosphere Written & Translated At 1:42 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, September 25, 2008 744 The Flame I Don't want to tell you where to go! Just Get Lost!i نمي خوام بهت بگم كجا بري فقط گم شو! Labels: Hatred, Shit Load Written & Translated At 3:20 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, September 23, 2008 743 Descend The Shades Of Night My Favorite Goverment has Lots of financial Expenses These Days!i Now that He Has Cut us off from the world, His Incomes Doesnt Meet the sufficiency So He's gonna Cut the contributions!i That's When our strigns will be cut We all will fall Like meat puppets!i And the only question left would be Now with a Pink Floyd without Richard Wright Who's gonna tell about us, being pushed into the mince machine?!i دولت محبوب من اين روزها خرج زياد دارد! حالا كه من و تو را از دنيا كات كرده است درآمد هايش كه كفايت نمي كند قرار است كه سوبسيد ها را كات كند! آن وقت است كه نخ هاي ما هم كات مي شود سقوط مي كنيم مثل عروسك هاي خيمه شب بازي گوشتي! تنها سوالي كه باقي مي ماند اين است كه حالا با يك پينك فلويد بدون ريچارد رايت چه كسي در مورد مايي كه داريم با فشار وارد چرخ گوشت مي شويم خواهد گفت؟! Labels: Pink Floyd-ish, polly ticks Written & Translated At 5:43 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, September 21, 2008 742 Amor, Amor Even If she wasnt the most Latin American Girl named Maria You'd like to put your chin on the table and stare at the whole scene when She'd left you and your Glass, her high heel shoes on the table to go there and dance salsa barefoot... it was the Third club that we'd been to, at that long night, I guess, It was her and that usual fresh smile on her lips, And that untamed and inexhaustible Nature, with pairs of werewolves eyes, staring at her beauty, The Drunk Me, all in all in a Latin American Bar with walls painted dark green that had things written on all over to the top... Like Maria...i اگر لاتين ترين ماريا ها هم نبود باز وقتي كفش هاي پاشنه بلندش را روي ميز مي گذاشت و تو و ليوانت را تنها مي گذاشت مي رفت اون وسط تا پا برهنه سالسا برقصه تو هم بودي مثل من چونه تو مي ذاشتي روي ميز و به همه چيز خيره نگاه مي كردي... سومين كلابي بود كه اون شب طولاني مي رفتيم، فكر كنم، اون بود و لبخند تازهء هميشگي لبانش، و اون طبيعت رام نشده و خستگي ناپذير، و كلي چشمان گرگ سان، خيره به زيباييش، من مست، توي يه بار لاتين امريكن، با ديوارهاي سبز تيره كه تا سقف روش چيز نوشته بودن... مثلا ماريا... Labels: bar n' alcohol, Dead 'n Lovely, Sal Sa Sa Written & Translated At 2:53 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, September 18, 2008 741 H2O + NaCl = Your Sweat After Reaching the boiling Point by the most true Love Makings I'm like a 100°C Water with no more Bubble rising and you you turn into steam and become this white little cloud above my thoughtful Head! What a Chemical world this is! My hormones Reacts to the Alcohol of your Perfume, perfectly!i بعد از رسيدن به نقطهء جوش در خالصانه ترين هم آغوشي ها من به مانند آب صد درجه اي كه ديگر قل قل نمي كند و تو تصعيد مي شوي و تشكيل ابر سفيدي را مي دهي بالاي سر متفكر من! عجب دنياي شيميايي اي! هورمون هاي من كاملا با بوي الكل عطر تو واكنش مي دهد! Labels: Fever, Strange Sensations Written & Translated At 5:29 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, September 17, 2008 740 Social Suicidal Tendencies 13 Messages From 13 Lovely People! with one friend request from an old friend Plus 3 uncalled calls from 3 unwanted creatures! What a Good start for a great day at 4 O'clock in the Afternoon!i 13 پيغام از 13 آدم دوست داشتني! به همراه يك درخواست آشنايي از يه دوست قديمي به علاوهء 3 تماس نگرفته از 3 موجود غير خواستني! عجب شروع خوبي براي يك روز عالي ساعت 4 بعد از ظهر! Labels: Documentaries From idiot's life, Idiot Vs Society Written & Translated At 5:39 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, September 16, 2008 739 Walk This Way Eye For An Eye Hand For A Hand Breast For a Breast Lips For Lips...i Gandhi? Where you the blind man or What?!i P.S.: Introducing "Iranian idiot", The New Gandhi!i چشم در برابر چشم دست در برابر دست سينه در برابر سينه لب در برابر لب... گاندي؟ تو كور بودي يا چي؟! پي نوشت: معرفي مي كنم: Iranian Idiot گاندي قرن جديد! Labels: Fever, Something Hot Written & Translated At 5:40 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, September 14, 2008 738 Do you like the way I bury your heart?i Whether They Draw it with pen at the end of their Mails or with fingers on Palm, I Draw Love with my tongue on The leg.i حالا شكلشو يا با خودكار بكشند آخر نامه ها يا با انگشت كف دست، من عشق را مي كشم با زبان روي ساق پا. Labels: Lollipop, Love Affairs, Strange Sensations Written & Translated At 4:37 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, September 13, 2008 737 State Of Having Enough Of World I Only know one way of living! and Thats the kind of life I Dont get to find it around.i من تنها يك نوع زندگي كردن بلدم! اون هم زندگي ايه كه هر چي اين دوروبر مي گردم پيداش نمي كنم. I Only Know One type Of Hamburgers, The Only Type you can Ever find. من فقط يه نوع همبرگر را مي شناسم تنها نوعي كه همه جا پيدا ميشه. I Also know Kung Fu And Lots Of Other Words! من كونگ فو هم بلدم و كلي كلمهء ديگه! My Boss is An Asshole and Lots Of Other Words! رئيس من هم يه آدم كودنه و كلي كلمهء ديگه! I know One way of Expressing Love: Oh! I Love you too!i من يك نوع اظهار علاقه بلدم: اوه! من هم دوستت دارم! Labels: Hey Me, Idiot's Public Anouncements Written & Translated At 12:16 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, September 11, 2008 736 State Of World Not Being Enough I Only know one way of living! and Thats the way I never found in Iran.i من تنها يك نوع زندگي كردن بلدم! اون هم زندگي ايه كه هيچ وقت در ايران پيدا نكردم. Labels: a matter of life and Death, Life For Rent, lifestyles Written & Translated At 6:26 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, September 10, 2008 735 I Am Johnny Cash I Cut My finger To see that I still feel that Everything is Still real! I Donno Where it is but I Live around San Quentin. Johnny Cash - The Unknown Onei من انگشتم رو مي برم تا ببينم كه هنوز حس مي كنم كه هنوز همه چيز واقعي است! نمي دانم كجاست اما من حوالي سن كوئنتين زندگي مي كنم. جاني كش - ناشناس Labels: Empty Spaces, Hurt Written & Translated At 1:01 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, September 07, 2008 734 WH Questions Or OK! I'm a Computer but not your PC To many of The Questions "By Default" is my only answer! Whether your question is at least one of the following: Why don't you love me? Why dont you dance? Why dont you laugh? or any other tens of Questions That we don't have time for them right now! براي خيلي از سوال ها "By Default" تنها توضيح من است! خواه سوال تو حداقل يكي از گزينه هاي زير: چرا منو دوست نداري؟ چرا نمي رقصي؟ چرا نمي خندي؟ يا ده ها سوال ديگر باشد كه اينجا مجالش نيست! Labels: Complex Simplicity, Computer, Documentaries From idiot's life, Idiot's Public Anouncements Written & Translated At 9:36 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, September 06, 2008 733 Not to be a Teacher, nor the Cheater A dumb Girl acts to the most tragic situations of her life, like its as much Funny! According to the fact that I'm kilometers away now!i دختر احمق، تراژيك ترين موقعيت هاي زندگي اش را هم به مسخره مي گيرد! نشون به اون نشون كه من الان كيلومترها دورترم! Labels: Dating Lessons, Relation Sheeps Written & Translated At 6:21 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, September 04, 2008 732 Famous Meaningless Italic Words Some Call To Have called That I called To be Calling Each other Some Call To have called That I called To be given The Call Some things mean something, Like calling Some things Just mean Nothing, Like calling بعضي تماس مي گيرند كه تماس گرفته باشند كه تماس گرفتم كه تماس گرفته باشيم بعضي تماس مي گيرند كه تماس گرفته باشند كه تماس گرفتم كه تماس گرفته باشم بعضي چيزها معني دارد مثل تماس گرفتن بعضي چيزها معني ندارد مثل تماس گرفتن. Labels: People Written & Translated At 5:29 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, September 02, 2008 731 And The Girl you knew the night before Those Nights, When you come back home from a wedding ceremony All Drunk and Exhausted you take off your coat untie your tie a little you unbutton the first 2 or 3 buttons of your shirt, taking off your shoes and your pants you lie down in bed in that sloppy condition, thinking. Now Imagine years later on a night like this there is a woman added to this whole thing which you are watching each other, with all those looks and all the smiles, Meanings, fears and Puzzles... After a while, lights are off and some other things afterward... Up to this, everything is generally total and normal. The difference starts on the morning, the day after! To Me, On That Morning, I'm the one who gets up earlier Sneaks out the bed Stares at what he's just done. I wont be staring in any mirrors I'd not say a word I'll just look I'll Just be Looking. I know all these. Cuz I Know all about myself Its just me and all the wedding ceremonies are totally unspeakably inconvenient to me.i شب هايي كه از مراسم ازدواج بر مي گردي مست و خسته كت ات رو در مياري كراواتت رو شل مي كني دو سه تا دكمهء‌ بالاي پيرهنت رو باز مي كني كفش هاتو مي كني، شلوارت رو در مياري و در اون وضعيت شلخته دراز مي كشي توي تخت، به فكر كردن. حالا فرض كن سال ها بعد در يك شب ديگر مثل اين به تمام اين ها يك زن در اون طرف اتاق اضافه شده باشد كه در حال نگاه كردن به همديگر هستيد، با تمام نگاه ها، با تمام لبخند ها، معنا ها، ترس ها، و معما ها... بعد از مدتي چراغ ها خاموش مي شوند و بعضي چيزهاي ديگر... تا اينجا همه چيز خيلي نرمال و كلي اند. تفاوت ميان آدم ها از صبح فردا آشكار مي شود! براي من، آن صبح فردا، من اوني ام كه زودتر از خواب بلند مي شود آرام از تخت خارج مي شود خيره مي شود به آنچه كه همين الان انجام داده است. در هيچ آينه اي نگاه نخواهم كرد حرفي نخواهم زد فقط نگاه مي كنم فقط نگاه مي كنم. من تمام اين ها را مي دانم. من خودم را مي دانم. اين منم و تمام مراسم هاي ازدواج به طرز ناگفتني اي براي من ناراحت كننده است... Labels: Me Inside, wedding Written & Translated At 4:50 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, September 01, 2008 730 i[Shitting, Grunting]i Its like The More things The Land Iranians step upon has the more they face that shortage! I Mean The Biggest Oil Wells and Fuel crisis! Largest Gas Wells and Gas Crisis at Winter! 2500 years of history and civilization, and total lack of civilized people! And even now that we All step into shit all together everyday Think we have to stop consuming food which is not an unexpected matter according to the dumb economic processes! We Just Get Used to it! as we always do!i مثل اين است كه روي هر چيزي نشسته باشي دچار كمبود آن هستي! نفت و بحران بنزين! گاز و كمبود گاز در زمستان! 2500 سال فرهنگ زير خاك، و بي فرهنگي! حالا هم كه همه با هم در گه نشسته ايم بايد در مصرف غذا صرفه جويي كنيم كه با توجه به روند مسائل اقتصادي چيز دور از انتظاري نيست! عادت مي كنيم! 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