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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
764
Breakdown
This Freaking Hymen thing is one of the most Critical points
in the life of every failed youth who thought he was on the road to the Truth,
That he'll reach to that someday and he'll get dazed
when he finds out about the philosophy behind the fact of "having it or not having it"!
in a way that he'd define girls in only 2 groups from then:i
- one who he can spend the night over at her place
- the other, a girl who he must be sleeping only with her, everynight, and under some specific legal circumstances.i
Now which group are the virgins and which are not,
is your very own "Homework"!i
Just remember if someday, like Idiot, you ever happened to
Turn the table and go for finding yourself
or finding the Truth
Freedom,
Life,
Destiny or any other fucking thing you may call it,
Beware
of the dangerous group,
Or You'll be totally screwed!i
I'm Talking About the Virgins!
Just the time you put yourself into a relationship with one of them,
You get so involved that you think you have found what you were always looking for
or you have already "GOT" that
and you might never understand
for the rest of your life that "THIS" wasnt "THAT",
Or You'll notice that sometime that you are too far from your Youth qualities...i
خودمانيم!
اين بكارت لعنتي هم يكي از بحراني ترين نقطه ها
در زندگي هر جوان وامانده ايست كه فكر مي كرد در جادهء منتهي به حقيقت است،
كه بالاخره روزي با آن برخورد و فلسفهء پشت داشتن يا نداشتن آن،
شديدا او را متحير خواهد كرد!
طوري كه آن روز، دختران را تنها در دو دسته جاي خواهد داد:
- يكي آنهايي كه مي تواند امشب را خانه اش بخوابد
- ديگري آنهايي كه هر شب فقط بايد با او بخوابي، تحت شرايط خاص قانوني.
حالا اينكه كدام گروه همان دختران باكره هستند
و كدام گروه نيستند، "تكليف شب" شماست!
فقط اگر روزي شما هم هوس كرديد
مثل ايديت بزنيد زير همه چيز و برويد دنبال پيدا كردن خودتان،
يا پيدا كردن حقيقت،
يا آزادي،
زندگي،
سرنوشت يا هر زهر مار ديگري كه اسمش را بگذاريد،
حواستان باشد
گرفتار آن دستهء خطرناكش نشويد!
والا كلكتان كنده است!
باكره ها را مي گويم!
همين كه با يكي از انواع آنها رابطه برقرار كرديد
آن طور درگيرش مي شويد كه فكر مي كنيد زندگي را پيدا كرده ايد
يا "تشكيل" اش داده ايد
و شايد
تا آخر عمرتان هم درك نكنيد كه اين آن نبود،
و يا وقتي به آن پي ببريد كه ديگر از جواني افتاده باشيد... Labels: Moments In Life, women
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
763
De-Censorshitalyzing Process
I Give out my garbage thoughts with the main language
to assure you
that nothing has censored during the publishing process!i
I dont know about the ways that one could live his life
but Whoever that Doesnt like it this way
Will Be Lead to Hell,
to read all those cut translated-into-persian books and what's leftover from the main
to be pumping pasteurized crap to their head
Day And Night
cuz
Sometimes things here can get so Unpasteurized
that could even Crap all your beliefs!i
Now that The Situation is So Crappy I Wonder where to let YOU run, You little Dork!i
من ترجمهء افكار آت و آشغالم را به همراه متن اصلي تحويل شما مي دهم
تا به شما اطمينان بدهم
در زمان انتشار مطالب، هيچ چيزي سانسور نشده است!
من بلد نيستم راه زندگي به كسي ياد بدهم
اما اونهايي كه تحمل اين موضوع را ندارند
راهنمايي مي شوند به جهنم،
سراغ اين همه كتاب ترجمه شده به فارسي، تيكه تيكه شده،
فضولات پاستوريزه پمپ كنند به مغز خودشان
صبح و شب!
چون
اينجا بعضي وقت ها همه چيز مي تواند آنقدر غير پاستوريزه شود
كه اعتقادات تان را هم به گند بكشد!
حالا خودمانيم، در اين وضعيت كثافت بار، تو كوچولوي اتو كشيده رو به كجا فراري بدهيم؟! Labels: Books, Censorshit, Freaks
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Friday, October 24, 2008
762Saul "Slash" Hudson Just Another memorabilia Entry:
I Just Finished Reading "Slash" Autobiography
While Listening To The Doors/Jim Morrison - The Movie
on a night that I was about to pass out on my bed from exhaustion.
Basically, the first and the Biggest English Book I've ever read
And Ofcourse My favorite one!i
An encouragement to buy more books when traveling abroad
يك موضوع روزمره ديگر براي ثبت در خاطرات:
همين الان كتاب بيوگرافي Slash رو تمام كردم
وقتي داشتم The Movie از The Doors/Jim Morrison رو گوش مي كردم
در شبي كه از خستگي روي تخت داشتم بيهوش مي شدم.
اولين و حجيم ترين كتاب انگليسي اي كه تابحال خوانده ام
و البته يكي از Favorite هاي من.
يك تشويق براي خريدن كتاب بيشتر وقتي آدم در مسافرت خارج به سر مي برد!
Labels: Slash, Slash's Autobiography
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
761
Thumbing My way
Life is a big lie
And Truth is what I make you all believe!
Hope you dont understand the truth, I just said anyway
so everything would stay just right!i
زندگي يك دروغ بزرگه
و حقيقت همان چيزي است كه من شما ها را به باور كردن آن وا مي دارم!
اميدوارم اين چيزي كه گفتم را درك نكنيد
تا همه چيز "راست" باقي بماند! Labels: Based on a true story, Truth is...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
760
Spinning
Everything is Crazy!
Sometimes Me,
And other times the rest of the world...i
همه چيز ديوانه است!
حالا بعضي وقت ها من،
بعضي وقت ها هم بقيهء دنيا... Labels: Abstraction, General
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
759
A Wolf At The Door
No one's Home!
It's Just Me and a Cockroach that creeps down the Sofa.
Cockroaches dont answer the phone,
neither can open the door,
and they dont care about which operator provides better cell phone services either!i
No one's Home!
Piano is Silent
and so is the man in the Panel,
And I'm not talking to myself that loud
that would give you the reason to keep pushing the doorbell
like you really want this door open!i
كسي خانه نيست!
فقط من هستم و سوسکی که از روی مبل پایین می خزد.
سوسك ها نه تلفن جواب مي دهند
نه مي توانند در باز كنند،
نه آنتن دهي همراه اول يا ايرانسل برايشان تفاوت مي كند!
كسي خانه نيست!
پيانو هم كه ساكت هست
همينطور آقاي توي قاب عكس،
و من هم آنقدر بلند بلند با خودم حرف نمي زنم
كه دليل بشود براي تو كه داري زنگ در را چنان پشت سر هم فشار مي دهي
كه مي خواهي اين در باز شود! Labels: General
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Friday, October 17, 2008
758
Oh Britney
Las Vegas is a place where people's motivation for marriage
consists of approximately 40 percent of alcohol!i
لاس وگاس جايي است كه انگيزهء آدم ها براي ازدواج
كم و بيش حاوي 40 درصد الكل است! Labels: 40% Vol, United States Of America, weird Tales Of Alcohol
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
757
My Own Snakepit
I Say,
We edit the sexiest picture that we never got to take from our freaking girlfriends
By Photoshop
Sum it with their amorous Diffusions
make posters
and Hang 'em there on the city's Billboards!
To be reminding you stupid boy, everyday
while driving on Highways that:
Everything's The same!
Only the faces has changed.
من ميگم
سكـسـي ترين عكسي كه هيچ وقت نتونستيم از دوستاي دختر لعنتي مون بگيريم
رو فتوشاپ كنيم
با تمامي افاضات عاشقانه شان جمع بزنيم
بكنيم پوستر تبليغاتي
بچسبانيم روي همهء بيلبورد هاي شهر،
تا هر روز سر پيچ مدرس به صدر
به توي شونگول يادآوري كرده باشيم:
همه چيز يك شكل است!
فقط چهره ها عوض مي شوند. Labels: General, Idiot's Public Anouncements
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
756
Walking Contradiction
I Am Taking New Steps in My life!
With the same old All Star Shoes...i
در حال برداشتن قدم هاي جديدي در زندگي ام هستم!
با همان آل استار هاي قديمي... Labels: New old life
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
755
Endlessly
30 Years Of Difficulties and Problems
To negotiaite With America?i
Ha!
It Took Me just a few hours
To reach a conclusion!i
درسته عزيزم؟!
30 سال موانع و مشكلات
در برقراري رابطه با آمريكا؟
هه!
واسه من فقط چند ساعت طول كشيد
تا با هم به توافق برسيم!
Right baby?!i Labels: Love Affairs
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Sunday, October 12, 2008
754
The weblog That Jack Read
May You are one of those
who think
The English Here is So perfect for An ESL!i
Thats a Pity!
Cuz Since last Wednesday,
I still couldnt figure out
Which one of the following Statements
The English Friend Of Mine really meant
with that Freaking Freckle-ish Accent he has:i
You Cant Say You Cant
You Cant Say You Cunt
You Cunt Say You Cant
You Cunt Say You Cunt
شايد شما از اون دسته آدم هايي باشيد
كه فكر مي كنيد
انگليسي اينجا - به عنوان يك ESL - خيلي فوق العاده است!
افسوس!
چون اين در حالي است
كه من از چهارشنبه قبل تا بحال در نفهمي مانده ام
دقيقا كدام يك از جمله هاي زير مقصود آن رفيق انگليسي
با آن لهجهء كك مك دار لعنتي اش بود:
You Cant Say You Cant
You Cant Say You Cunt
You Cunt Say You Cant
You Cunt Say You Cunt
ESL : English as the Second Language
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
753
Enter Madman
Helllllllo!
Hello to you in the first day of the week!
Special And Warm greeting to you lovely Beasts!
How's Your Wildlife?!i
Warm Greetings to Evetyone!
Even You Tamed Animals!
You Are Now listening to Iranian Idiot
The most sloppy Independent Blog!i
ســــــــــــلام!
سلام بر شما در روز اول هفته!
سلامي گرم و ويژه به شما جانواران عزيز!
امروز حيات وحش تان چطور است؟!
سلامي گرم به همه!
حتي شما جانوران اهلي!
صداي ما را از Iranian Idiot مي شنويد!
شلخته ترين وبلاگ مستقل!
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Friday, October 10, 2008
752Sex And Polly-TicksYou find the Real Socialism in Position 69! iThe Reason Why we dont have socialism in Iran is the fact that everything in Iran, is just so New age, Celestial and Religious That People has Neglected To Shave Their Pubic origins! iP.S.: Iranian Males, Dont hesitate in Shaving Their Armpit and pubic origins, Unlike Erupoeans.i
سوسياليسم واقعي را در وضعيت 69 مي شود پيدا كرد! حالا اينكه چرا ما در ايران سوسياليسم نداريم برمي گردد به اين حقيقت كه همه چيز در ايران، آنقدر عرفاني، الهي و مذهبي است كه آدم ها از تراشيدن نواحي شرمگاهي شان بازمانده اند! پي نوشت: مردان ايراني ها بر خلاف عرف رايج در اروپا، در تيغ زدن موهاي زيربغل و نواحي شرمگاهي شان ابايي ندارند. Labels: Politics, polly ticks, Sex
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008
751
The Thin Ice Of Mad Life
Finally
There comes the day that
You'll be drinking something as strong as Whiskey
You Get drunk, up to losing your virginity.
You've Smoked Pot like you are falling from high heights
like the edge of the table down the below
Or Coke like a stockpile of boys and girls
on the couch or on the floor with no pillow.
There comes the time
when you spend a night sleeping with someone with such a pain in your stomach
or a night sleeping with someone like you have never slept before
Just Like your Mom and Dad
when they were at your age
Whether they wanted to, and They did it
or They may wanted to, but they didnt
or they did, but stopped you from doing it
or they didnt want to, but they did
or they didnt want and they never tried
or they never wanted and never did
finally
The day will come.
Choices will be yours.
And You
Will become another Mom or Dad...i
[مطلب حدود 25 سال]
بالاخره
يك روز فرا مي رسد
كه تو مشروب مي خوري در حد ويسكي،
مست مي كني در حد از دست دادن باكرگي،
پات مي كشي در حد سقوط از ارتفاعي زياد به بلندي لبهء ميز تا آن پايين.
يا كوك در حد انباشته اي از دختر و پسر روي كاناپه يا زمين،
فرا مي رسد
شبي كه تا صبح در كنار كسي مي خوابي با چنان دردي در ناحيهء شكم
يا شبي را تا صبح در كنار كسي چنان مي خوابي كه انگار تا بحال نخوابيده بودي
مثل پدر و مادرت
وقتي هم سن و سال تو بودند
كه مي خواستند و انجام دادند
يا شايد مي خواستند ولي انجام ندادند
يا كردند ولي تو را بر حذر داشتند
يا نمي خواستند ولي انجام دادند
يا نمي خواستند و هيچ وقت امتحان نكردند
يا هيچ وقت نمي خواستند و هيچ وقت انجام ندادند
بالاخره
روزش فرا خواهد رسيد.
انتخاب ها با تو خواهند بود.
و تو
يك پدر يا مادر خواهي شد... Labels: 40% Vol, Drugs n Substances, Partying
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Monday, October 06, 2008
750Just A Bunch Of WankersI Think The only one who didnt Copy/paste the shocking "I Want to be a prostitute" essay of that 10 year old girl was The Freaking Iranian idiot! i
Iranian Blogsphere desperately Suffers from incapabality to create new, hot Topics!i
Ps.1: Below are some blog or website links (in Farsi) that All copied and pasted the same note!
Ps.2: A ten year old girl has written an essay with the subject of "I want to be a prostitute" as what she likes to become when grown up, regarding the fact that she didnt really know what a prostitute is or does, just as someone attractive who dresses up well, whether drives nice cars or have drivers and always hold parties and even her own father had been invited to her house a few times. I may translate that into english if there would be someone interested.
فكر كنم تنها كسي كه انشاي تكان دهندهء "مي خواهم فاحشه بشوم"آن دختر ده ساله را در وبلاگش Copy/Paste نكرده بود ايديت دم بريده بود! لينك ها: لينك 1
لينك 2لينك 3
. . . لينك 42
. . . لينك 57
. . . لينك 76
. . . لينك 125
. . . لينك 256
لينك 374لينك 512لينك 666لينك 728لينك 832لينك 1000لينك 12535و... و... و.. بلاگستان ايراني شديدا از درد عدم توانايي در توليد مطالب داغ رنج مي برد! Labels: Iranian Society, The Retarded iranian Blog atmosphere
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Sunday, October 05, 2008
749
Idiopedia
Metallica's Discography:i
i1983 - Kill 'Em All
1984 - Ride the Lightning
1986 - Master of Puppets
1988 - …And Justice for All
1991 - Metallica
1996 - Load
1997 - ReLoad
2003 - "Shit Load"i
And...
2008 - Death Magnetic Labels: Idiopedia, Metallica
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Saturday, October 04, 2008
748
I Am With The Doomed
Your God
Looks Down on me!
besides
He's given commands
Against me and my nature!i
I
Dont like him At All!i
خداي شما
نگاه تحقير آميزي به من دارد!
به علاوه
فرمان هاي زيادي هم
عليه من صادر كرده است!
من
اصلا ازش خوشم نمياد!
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