:Top Stories Trial for Khatami's Former Vice President Neda Agha Soltan's Memorial Iran's demonstrations heating up The Art Of Making Love Dad's Vintage Iron Maiden Live Review Mr. Idiot with Mr. Robb Flynn :Read Us Via idiot's Feed   --------------------- Ur Chan$e Ov Blabberin & Some P®oxy Sites MayBe --------------------- Thursday, January 29, 2009 801 Garbage Polly is an Iranian girl. she lives abroad on her own. she acts like other people in the world, dress like them and has hobbies, interests and lifestyles like them.i Polly has Blonde hair but others say that she colours her hair as a disguise. Polly never talks Farsi She doest talk to Iranians And She doesnt hang out with them either and she never claims that she's from Iran! People know about her nationality that have seen her ID. She is not even Polly Polly is her nickname. Polly doesnt have a Lover cuz she cant find any feelings of belonging.i And You Idiot! All the indifferency or even hate you find in Polly is no act of an inept but a complicated interaction Which I'll tell you about next time.i Polly يك دختر ايراني است. تنها در يك كشور ديگر زندگي مي كند. مثل ديگر آدم هاي دنيا رفتار مي كند، مثل آن ها لباس مي پوشد، و تفريحات، سرگرمي ها و دغدغه هاي آن ها را دارد. Polly مو هاي بور دارد اما بقيه مي گويند او موهايش را رنگ مي كند براي تغيير قيافه. Polly هيچ گاه فارسي حرف نمي زند، با ايراني ها صحبت نمي كند، با آن ها معاشرت نمي كند، و هيچ وقت اظهار نمي كند كه از ايران است! تنها كساني مي دانند او ايراني است كه ID او را ديده باشند. Polly هم نه! Polly اسم مستعارش است. Polly هيچ عاشقي ندارد. چون درونش هيچ احساس تعلقي پيدا نمي كند. و تو ايديت تمام بي تفاوتي ها يا بعضا بي زاري هايي كه در Polly ديده مي شود يك عملكرد بي منطق نيست بلكه فعل و انفعالي پيچيده است كه دفعهء بعد بهت ميگم. Labels: Nationalism Written & Translated At 4:27 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, January 28, 2009 800 Territorial Pissing You want a good note? There is no Good Note!i Not Until There are such Motherfuckers Who love reading all these notes and spreading them among their friends But Just HATE to mention the NAME of the Writer!i No, Not Here!i شما نوشتهء خوب مي خواهيد؟ نوشتهء خوبي وجود ندارد! نه تا زماني كه حرامزاده هايي هستند كه عاشق خواندن تمام اين نوشته ها و پخش كردن آن ها بين دوستان خود هستند امـــــــا از بردن نام نــويـسـنـدهء آن بيزارند! نه! ايـنـجــا نه! These are not my notes that are interesting,i Its me who choose n' arrange all the words together pretty well!i And the fact that we are not supposed to see each other,i Doesnt give you the right to ignore me!i اين نوشته ها نيستند كه جالب هستند! اين من هستم كه كلمات را خوب انتخاب و كنار هم مي چينم! و حالا كه قرار نيست همديگر را ببينيم، دليل نمي شود كه مرا ناديده بگيريد! I Guess I've grown Longer Eversince I wrote this one...i از اين پست تا حالا گويا دراز تر شده ام... Labels: General, The Retarded iranian Blog atmosphere, Truth is... Written & Translated At 4:38 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, January 25, 2009 799 Iranian igolo The nicest ass I've ever touched was the ass of that snowman That I create with rotatory moves of my hand. I was 12 I Guess!i Depends on How nice your ass might be...i Yours!i Mr. Idioti بهترين باسني كه تابحال لمس كردم باسن آدم برفي اي بود كه خودم با حركت دوار دستانم ساختم! 12 سالم بود فكر كنم. تا باسن شما چه شكل باشد... ارادتمند! آقاي ايديت Labels: Strange Sensations Written & Translated At 5:33 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, January 22, 2009 798 Double Talkin' Jive It's True that There are a number of Iranian Visitors of this blog Who All Individually Believe that Idiot Is standing up there, looking down on Iranian Society!i I Dont even blame them for their point of view! In Fact How Else can someone see Idiot When He's standing down below?!i اين حقيقت دارد كه تعدادي از خوانندگان ايراني اين وبلاگ هر كدام به طور فردي اعتقاد دارند كه ايديت از آن بالا به مردم و جامعه نگاه مي كند! من آن ها را به خاطر اين باور سرزنش نمي كنم! در واقع كسي كه از آن پايين به ايديت نگاه مي كند چه جور ديگري مي تواند ايديت را ببيند؟! Labels: General, Truth is... Written & Translated At 2:12 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, January 18, 2009 797 Look Mommy There is no plane up in the sky Mothers can become Cruel And selfish!i In its Iranian kind, She can leave America that she disliked before she gives birth to her child instead giving birth to her daughter in Iran So the girl could not easily say goodbye to her parents 18 years later that I go back to US with an american passport!i Mother is Cruel and Selfish, Her motherhood requires that, and all...i مادر مي تواند بي رحم و خودخواه شود! در نوع ايراني او مي تواند قبل از اينكه بچه اش را بدنيا بياورد آمريكايي كه دوست ندارد را ترك كرده دخترش را در ايران بدنيا آورد. تا 18 سال ديگر دختر با پاسپورت آمريكايي نتواند به راحتي با پدر و مادرش خداحافظي كند كه من رفتم! مادر بي رحم و خودخواه است، مادر بودنش ايجاب مي كند خب... Labels: Mother Written & Translated At 1:12 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, January 15, 2009 796 You Could be Mine Snowman:i I Placed the Carrot on the lower ball, Everyone Laughed!i You and I Just Smiled!i آدم برفي: هويج را روي كرهء پاييني گذاشتم... همه خنديدند! من و تو فقط لبخند زديم! Labels: General, Winter Written & Translated At 1:18 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, January 13, 2009 795 Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want My very own definition of Deep thinkers relates to the depths of water they are in now!i According to the Fact that Steven is a Scuba Diver, You and I are swimming in the "2 m" side of the Pool, And Mostly All these Tanned Girls you see comin to pool side, They just take Sunbath, Thats All!i Man, I Love Hanging out with Steve!i تعريف من از آدم هاي عميق بر مي گردد به عمقي كه آن ها دارند در آن زندگي مي كنند! نشون به اون نشون كه استيون يه غواصه من و تو در عمق دو متري شنا مي كنيم، و اكثر اين دخترهاي برنزه اي كه به استخر مي آيند، تنها كنار استخر آفتاب مي گيرند... فقط همين! پسر من عاشق صحبت كردن با استيو ام! Labels: General Written & Translated At 12:24 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, January 10, 2009 794 A Pillow Of Winds 3:30 in the morning... If I go to bed right now I have to wake up again in an hour and 5 minutes.i I dont believe that I've been paddling like this on and off almost every night for the last 2 and a half months in This Sea of no destination of my room under the light of the most quiet lamp.i For all these years that I've lived in this Room I see an ant for the first time tonight On the wall; Thank Lord, There still exists, signs of life!i 3:30 دقيقهء صبح... اگر به تخت بروم بايد دوباره بيدار شوم يك ساعت و پنج دقيقهء ديگر. باور نمي كنم كه از دو ماه و نيم پيش به اين طرف هر شب كمابيش به همين شكل داشتم پارو مي زدم در اين درياي بي مقصد درون اين اتاق زير نور ساكت ترين چراغ مطالعه. در تمام سال هايي كه در اين اتاق زندگي كرده ام، امشب براي اولين بار يه مورچه مي بينم روي ديوار؛ خدا را شكر، هنوز نشانه هايي از حيات در اينجا وجود دارد! Labels: Moments In Life Written & Translated At 4:54 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, January 07, 2009 793 Avalanche Nothing in this world deserves putting this much tension on your shoulders!i There will come this one day whe You wake up dead in your bed and see all those one last minutes of losing the last bus Doesnt mean anymore!i هيچ چيز در اين دنيا ارزش اين همه تنش كه روي شانه هايت قرار مي دهي را ندارد! بالاخره يك روز صبح مي آيد كه مرده از خواب بيدار مي شوي، و ميبيني تمام آن يك دقيقه دير رسيدن ها به آخرين اتوبوس ديگر معنا ندارد! Labels: General Written & Translated At 2:58 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, January 05, 2009 792 Master And Servant There is no "Defeat"! There is no "Victory"! You are either learning or teaching lessons!i "شكست" وجود نداره! "پيروزي" وجود نداره! موضوع تنها درس گرفتن يا درس دادن است! Labels: General Written & Translated At 12:12 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, January 04, 2009 791 ExE-Cute We Burn you your witch mother alive! We Rape your sarcastic sister in front of your eyes! We Give you the strength and the courage to beat your Father! We Teach you how to shoot your teacher and classmates!i We turn the Violence for you to a pleasant fun And teach you how to love your loathsome life and fully Enjoy it! Even though all hope is already gone!i The Institute Of Terrorizing Family Dr. Insane (Former Idiot)i ما مادران عفريتهء شما را براي تان زنده زنده به آتش مي كشيم! ما خواهران طعنه زن شما را در برابر چشمان تان مورد تجاوز قرار مي دهيم! ما به شما قدرت و جرات كتك زدن پدرانتان را مي بخشيم! ما به شما ياد مي دهيم چطور معلم و همكلاسي هاي خود را با تير بكشيد! ما خشونت را براي شما به تفريح تبديل مي كنيم و به شما ياد مي دهيم، چطور به زندگي نفرت انگيز خود عشق ورزيده و از آن لذت ببريد! حتي اگر هيچ اميدي باقي نمانده باشد! موسسهء ترور خانواده دكتر ديوانه! (ايديت سابق) Labels: Murder Ballads, Noir Written & Translated At 1:29 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Back To Home About: M, 20-Something Location: Iran, The Freaking Republic Of :IDioT MenU Mr. IDiot's HoMe E-DioT E-M@iL AbouT De Author On Facebook On Last.fm On Twitter :Post Archive Nov 2009 Oct 2009 Sep 2009 Aug 2009 Jul 2009 Jun 2009 May 2009 Apr 2009 Mar 2009 Feb 2009 Jan 2009 Dec 2008 Nov 2008 Oct 2008 Sep 2008 Aug 2008 July 2008 Jun 2008 May 2008 Apr 2008 Mar 2008 Feb 2008 Jan 2008 Dec 2007 Nov 2007 Oct 2007 Sep 2007 Aug 2007 July 2007 Jun 2007 May 2007 Apr 2007 Mar 2007 Feb 2007 Jan 2007 Dec 2006 Nov 2006 Oct 2006 Sep 2006 Aug 2006 July 2006 Jun 2006 May 2006 Apr 2006 Mar 2006 Feb 2006 Dec 2005 Previous Idiot Page :Old Archive Jan06 - Feb06 Dec05 - Jan06 Nov05 - Dec05 Oct05 - Nov05 Sep05 - Oct05 Aug05 - Sep05 July05 - Aug05 June05 - Jul05 May05 - Jun05 Apr05 - May05 :Kick Ass Stuff Ross Halfin Duff McKagan's Blog Official Slash Website Classic Rock Mag Rod On Road 2Cross the Styx The Spaghetti Incident Free Hit Counter --> Web Pages referring to this page Link to this page and get a link back!