:Top Stories Trial for Khatami's Former Vice President Neda Agha Soltan's Memorial Iran's demonstrations heating up The Art Of Making Love Dad's Vintage Iron Maiden Live Review Mr. Idiot with Mr. Robb Flynn :Read Us Via idiot's Feed   --------------------- Ur Chan$e Ov Blabberin & Some P®oxy Sites MayBe --------------------- Sunday, May 31, 2009 840 Lost In The Garden Of Edenglish Sometimes I go back through my translations and find out, that I have really sucked at some times!i These are the times that I think I should only go English!i يه وقت هايي كه ميرم ترجمه هامو مرور مي كنم ميبينم بعضي جاها حسابي گند زدم با ترجمه كردنم! اين مواقع همون لحظاتي هست كه فكر مي كنم بهتره فقط انگليسي بنويسم! Labels: Confessions on The Blog Floor Written & Translated At 9:21 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, May 28, 2009 839 Playground Superstar Imagine you force me to rape you...i Tell Me Bitch! Who's gonna be the Victim?!i فرض كن تو مجبورم كني كه بهت تجاوز كنم... بگو دخترهء هرزه اينجا قرباني كي ميشه؟ Labels: Inspired By A Biiatch Like You baby, Sex Written & Translated At 2:44 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, May 21, 2009 838 Woodstock 69 Tehran is such a big city!i Too Big that you can find almost anything And Too Big for you to find the specific things!i تهران شهر بزرگي است! آنقدر بزرگ كه بتواني هر چيزي بخواي توش پيدا كني و آنقدر بزرگ براي تو تا چيز خاصي را كه مي خواهي بتواني در آن پيدا كني! Labels: Big City Life Written & Translated At 2:55 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, May 20, 2009 837 Carlos Next time you managed to stop the car and take a pee while you were driving all alone, along the lonely Road Just make sure you take some time To take your guitar and play some Wild Horses* Move On** Dear Pen!s*** Etc. * - By: Jet ** - By: Rolling Stones *** - By: Rodney Carrington دفعهء بعد كه ماشينو نگه داشتي كه بشاشي وقتي كه داشتي تنهاي تنها در طول يه جادهء تنها تر مي روندي حتما مقداري زمان براي در آوردن گيتار و زدن چند تا آهنگ كنار بذار اسب هاي وحشي* ادامه دادن** شومبول عزيزم!*** و از اين چيزا! * - از: رولينگ استونز ** - از: جت *** - از: رادني كرينگتون Labels: Road Trippin' Written & Translated At 11:21 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, May 19, 2009 836 Waiting for the worms Cemeteries are where you get to "SEE" dead people!i They are sitting or standing You see 'em Crying, Or even those who are happy inside.i قبرستان ها جاهايي هستند كه تو آدم هاي مرده را "مي بيني"! نشسته يا ايستاده گريان يا حتي آن هايي كه درونشان خوشحال هستند Labels: My 6th sense see dead people Written & Translated At 5:41 PM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, May 17, 2009 835 Dixie Chick Life is more beautiful with a soft skin!i This is Not a Commercial Slogan Or in other words My Girlfriend is not for sale!i زندگي با يك پوست نرم زيباتر مي شود! اين يك شعار تبليغاتي نيست يا به عبارتي ديگر دوست دخترم فروشي نيست. Labels: General Written & Translated At 9:50 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, May 11, 2009 834 Of Sun, Sand & The Son You know the thing about mornings?i You wake up, Start your own day, You sense It's gonna be a beautiful day or a trouble one!i You ain't know the crimes that are 'bout to be done Or what's that's been done already! And So Do most of folks!i And that's What I like about mornings!i So... Good Morning!i مي دوني موضوع پشت هر صبح چيه؟ تو بيدار مي شي روز خودت رو شروع مي كني حس مي كني يه روز خوب خواهد بود يا يه روز پر دردسر! تو در مورد جرم هايي كه قرار است امروز اتفاق بيوفتد يا در حال حاضر اتفاق افتاده است خبر نداري! همينطور خيلي ديگر از مردم! و اين همان چيزي است كه من در مورد هر صبح دوست دارم! پس... صبح به خير! Labels: Of Sun Sand and The Son, Outlaws Written & Translated At 8:22 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, May 09, 2009 833 My famous Composition at 5th grade The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it or never getting it.i The thought makes you weak Makes you lose your nerve Gives you insomnia Or Nightmares And in the Nightmare You fight all the possible fears to the end and then you wake up and see you've fought all for nothing!i "Nothing" is the source of all fears A horrendous Thing With no colour No shape No Look No Feel But you know it exists and It's existence drives you mad...i Just like what you are now. i مشكلي كه در خواستن چيزي وجود داره ترس ِ از دست دادن اونه يا هيچ وقت به آن دست پيدا نكردن. فكرش تو رو ضعيف مي كنه باعث ميشه اعصابت به هم بريزه بهت بي خوابي ميده يا انواع كابوس ها و در كابوس تو تا آخر با تمام ترس هاي ممكن مي جنگي و بعد بيدار ميشي و مي بيني همه اش براي هيچ جنگيدي! "هيچ" مبدا تمام ترس هاست يك چيز وحشتناك بدون رنگ بدون شكل بدون ظاهر بدون حس اما تو مي دوني كه وجود داره و وجودش تو رو ديوونه مي كنه... درست مثل هميني كه الان هستي. Labels: fears, Nothingness Written & Translated At 4:48 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, May 08, 2009 832 I Will be Idiot There is nothing Entertaining about Iran's Government Or Society!i Specifically Those lame jokes about the President and Etc.i چيز سرگرم كننده اي در مورد دولت يا جامعهء ايران وجود نداره! خصوصا تمام آن جك هاي احمقانه در مورد رئيس جمهور Labels: Iranian Society Written & Translated At 4:38 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, May 06, 2009 831 Walkin' Outta Heaven's Door I Love women Not only because I'm heterosexual But for the fact that Women Love men like a Mother to their child boy And Needless a gun You Walk away from them some other time like a Grown Boy To a middle aged Mom!i من عاشق زنان هستم! نه فقط به اين خاطر كه به جنس مخالف گرايش دارم بلكه به خاطر اين موضوع كه زنان در عشق ورزيدن به مردان، مثل مادرانند به پسر بچه شان و بدون نياز به تفنگ چند وقت بعد، راهتو از آن ها مي كشي و تركشان مي كني، مثل پسر جوان به مادر ميانسالش! Labels: Mother, women Written & Translated At 1:52 AM by Mr. Idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, May 02, 2009 830 Perry's Pink Pants I Saw a Homeless Dog on a pedestrian holding a flyer, Saying:i Will Sit For Food!i Its strange But Its true!i يك سگ بي خانمان ديدم در پياده رو كه يه تيكه كاغذ نگه داشته بود، كه روش نوشته بود: در ازاي غذا مي نشينم عجيبه اما واقعي! 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